What鈥檚 the best advice your mum ever gave you?

One thing that unites mothers across the world is that they are rarely short of advice for their offspring .What鈥檚 the best advice your mum ever gave you?
Remember God always.What鈥檚 the best advice your mum ever gave you?
My two favs have been tried and have staied true. Thanks mom!





1)You can't force a person to love you. They either do or don't. (If they can't see the good that they have right in front of them then they aren't worthy of what you have to offer.)





2)You can't expect people to help you out when you're not willing lift a finger to help yourself





My mum is great!!!








Now that I have two little ones of my own. The one I use is: You can't wait for your ship to come in if you never sent one out'; Meaning: no one is going to do it for you so get to work


Don't you agree?
';Pay bills when you get them.';


So simple, yet so profound.





Just put that baby in the mail the next day...


Much simpler than trying to hang on to a few bucks until the week before a bill is due.





This doesn't apply to my mortage, though! They send statements out a month ahead of time, greedy little suckers.
';If you are going to do something, do it right.';





This particular piece of advice was not only given around our house; it was also modeled.
Umm...


'Ignore the stupid ***** Syrie... shes just jealous.'








:D





鈾yriee. x|..
Well my Kurdish mother once said:





';A woman who can't hold her mouth, won't be able to hold her pu$Sy';





In other words, stay away from rude and rowdy women. They are no good as partners.
When two are enemies, don't ever talk to the one against the other.......


Some day, they might be friends again and they will both turn against you.
No advice ever given she was to busy working when my worthless piece of sh_t father left when I was two.
Um sorry she never ever gave me advice. She probably did when I was little and I forget that.
Be the best you can be...but why would u ask this?
My mum is rather unique. She rarely gives advice.





She always says, ';It's your life. Do what you want with it.';
The only thing I can remember is don't forget to put clean knickers on just in case I get run over lol
you can do anything u set ur mind to do...blah blah blah
Best advice .. ...








Stay away from lads ! :D
Do what you do do well.
Dont put your head in the oven, its way to hot.
Dont take wooden Nickels
Not to trust anyone
Too answer that honestly it was


Never trust a man.


But I didn't listen.